Goodness between crap

On a recent trip to the supermarket, I found my low crap groceries on the belt between two high crap orders. I started to laugh out loud when I noticed this. The woman with the order in front of mine totally got why I was laughing. She laughed too and assured me she had some real food in her order ... and she did have a steak nestled amongst the pop. The couple behind me had a whole buggy full of prepackaged, processed 'food' boxes. They wouldn't make eye contact with me, and actually started throwing their boxes of food on the belt. I'm pretty sure there was more cardboard and plastic in their order than actual food ... maybe that's why they were so cranky.